May 20th
11:23 AM
11:23 AM
guys im sorry for the complaining im about to do, but i am so sunburned. and its still may. why does my skin hateeee me
4:01 PM
officially allowed to guard lives this summer! yay for certifications and getting burned tan!
"Homesickness is just a state of mind for me. I’m always missing someone or someplace or something, I’m always trying to get back to some imaginary somewhere. My life has been one long longing."
— Elizabeth Wurtzel (via obdormio)
May 14th
11:38 PM
11:38 PM
There is a little boy in the shrimp division of the summer league swim team for which I work, and his name is Sawyer, and I desperately wanted to explain to him that he shared his name with one of the most wonderful characters from a television show that was one of the most mind blowing viewing experiences EVER. But then he tried to eat dirt so I decided to wait until he was at least six years old to load this info on him.
Actually I suspect you can skip the first 8 if you just do the last one.
Yeah, seriously. I don’t fancy myself a great novelist, but perhaps it is because I don’t have a neglected spouse or a loyal pet.
But just for the record:
Childhood trauma: Limited.
Miserable job: Yes, but who hasn’t had at least one of those?
Moment of Self-Discovery: Not that I recall.
Episode of debauchery: I’m only allowed one?!
Pathologic ambition: Check.
Loyal pet: Nope.
Neglected spouse: I hope not.
Personal demons: Well, sure, but again, who doesn’t?
Years of boring hard work: Yes, although as years of boring hard work go, it beats, like, silver mining. And finance.
take my breath away: lost drinking game
take shot every time:
• jack cries
• kate follows someone into mortal peril (double shots if sawyer; triple if jack)
• hurley says ‘dude’
• sawyer gives someone a nickname
• charlie relapses
• locke claims the island is his destiny
• desmond calls someone ‘brotha’
• ben stares creepily
• sayid brings up his years as a torturer
• jin speaks korean
• sun has to button up her blouse
• michael says ‘walt’
• walt fucks up stuff
• vincent runs into the picture
• someone dies
Yes YES YESSS ELLIE
Of Montreal
Had another great hike today, I’m going to try to take one every day before I leave for Nantucket.
